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there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
I’m at an ice cream shop and there is an extremely cute girl that works there
How do i get to know her
She caught me staring at me I’m leaving the country
She looked at me for about 3 seconds I think this is getting serious
HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THIS PARALLEL AHHHHHHHHHH.
I DON’T THINK ANYBODY DID UNTIL LIKE THE 25TH BILLION TIME OF WATCHING IT
THIS MOVIE IS DEEP
Pandas are useless I’m so mad.
#possibly the best moment in this movie really tho #zero people were expecting that
tumblr text posts: doctor who (moffat era)
have you ever considered John and Sherlock going to a gay pride parade? John makes Sherlock wear a rainbow sweater. he hates it so he takes it off. so he’s walking shirtless in a gay pride parade in the winter. it’s freezing so his nipples are pointy. like the stubborn butt he is, he won’t put that damn sweater on. John has a boner the entire time.
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
"neither of us were the first you know"