District 221B Hogwarts
Hello. I'm Beth and I'm 24 and I work in a bookshop somewhere in England. I like a lot of things and most of them are fictional.

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(I don't know how it started, but I often receive asks from people who are feeling sad or troubled. I am always happy to answer these, whether on anon or as a private answer. If you are sad, don't be sad all alone. Type to me- it's fine, I'm from the internet!)

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(Also, I sometimes like to get existential and talk about how amazing it is to be alive. This has been your warning.)


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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

1 day ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 592,890 notes

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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mary: john why did i find your wedding ring in the trash
john: idk why did you shoot my bestfriend
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There was never any intention for a Doctor and Clara romance. It was a shared intention of Steven and Peter not to have a romance.
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Bless Peter’s big Sunday Times interview has resulted in a ‘clarification’ from an unnamed Doctor Who insider to make us sure that  the no romance thing wasn’t a point of conflict between Peter and Steven Moffat.

The joys of being charged with ‘fixing’ stuff after media interviews.

(via thefourteenthdoctor)

1 day ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 216 notes
me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
me: here read it
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me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
friend: so you hate him?
me: no hes my favorite character
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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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egberts:

beatrixtipplepot:

egberts:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA

if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question

you didnt just do that

1 day ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 140,102 notes

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

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Tagged as: #cats 
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Tagged as: #same 

thebicker:

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

I was recently interviewing the woman who founded Her Universe and we were talking specifically about women and geekdom. I asked about the rise of girls in geek culture and she very accurately corrected me: There is no “rise” of geek girls. We’ve always been here. Girls are just as nerdy as dudes are. Ladies have always been interested in sci fi and fantasy and video games - we just don’t talk about it a lot because men are assholes. 

1 day ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 46,508 notes

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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