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Hello. I'm Beth and I'm 24 and I work in a bookshop somewhere in England. I like a lot of things and most of them are fictional.

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(I don't know how it started, but I often receive asks from people who are feeling sad or troubled. I am always happy to answer these, whether on anon or as a private answer. If you are sad, don't be sad all alone. Type to me- it's fine, I'm from the internet!)

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deareje:

cumberbatchweb:

Adorable #Sherlock thank you photo of Benedict Cumberbatch, Amanda Abbington and Martin Freeman for 3 million fans on Facebook (X)

oh god…

deareje:

cumberbatchweb:

Adorable #Sherlock thank you photo of Benedict Cumberbatch, Amanda Abbington and Martin Freeman for 3 million fans on Facebook (X)

oh god…

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 4,192 notes
3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 7,622 notes
hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 238,147 notes
Start telling the stories that only you can tell, because there’ll always be better writers than you and there’ll always be smarter writers than you. There will always be people who are much better at doing this or doing that—but you are the only you… There are better writers than me out there, there are smarter writers, there are people who can plot better—there are all those kinds of things, but there’s nobody who can write a Neil Gaiman story like I can.
- Neil Gaiman (via writingquotes)
3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 2,184 notes

Magical ABC of Harry PotterA

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 15,507 notes

armanarlert:

if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever 

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 49,539 notes

nathanieljosephruess:

am i bisexual? am i pansexual? am i gay? am i straight? well officer mostly i’m just sad

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 131,145 notes

“We were having dinner in a pub in the country and I noticed a man kept staring at me. Outside, as I was leaving, he approached me quite innocently. ‘I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but you look exactly like you’ve been drawn by Tim Burton. Do you know who I mean?’ I replied that not only did I knew whom he meant but that I had two children by him and, in fact, he was standing behind him. The man looked round and nearly died.” 

“We were having dinner in a pub in the country and I noticed a man kept staring at me. Outside, as I was leaving, he approached me quite innocently. ‘I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but you look exactly like you’ve been drawn by Tim Burton. Do you know who I mean?’ I replied that not only did I knew whom he meant but that I had two children by him and, in fact, he was standing behind him. The man looked round and nearly died.” 

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 6,751 notes

tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

padalemons:

insertfandomnamehere:

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 768,569 notes
So in “Redbeard,” as it’s formed on the soundtrack album, you actually hear in the distance the Watson chords on brass as Sherlock is ascending the staircase because it’s really John… it’s the connection with John that’s giving him the motivation to recover from that situation, so that’s one of the first times really that I can remember, I’m sure I’ll be wrong, where we’ve actively been using the Watson’s chords in a different orchestration.
- Michael Price, composer of BBC’s Sherlock in his interview with Mary Jo Watts (mid0nz)
3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 2,672 notes

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

There’s nothing I find funnier on Sherlock than the fact that Anderson imagines Sherlock as being this suave, sexy, cool bamf who catwalks around kissing girls. When in reality he’s an adorable little gay sweetheart who folds napkins, blows things up by mistake, flails around, and glues pictures of John’s head to things.

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 9,105 notes
aseaofquotes:

Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park

aseaofquotes:

Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 1,986 notes

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 46,355 notes

notmydate:

drunkonfairyblood:

notmydate:

Martin Freeman | Who Do You Think You Are?

#eternal crying

Reblogging because of this from a recent interview Martin gave:

His parents divorced when he was 1 and he lived mostly with his father, a naval officer, until his sudden death from a heart attack when Freeman was 10. “At the time, I probably tried to brush my dad’s death under the carpet. I didn’t want people to feel sorry for me. I was small, I was pretty sickly and asthmatic; people already went ‘little Martin’. But when I was 17 or 18, I realized that losing a parent is a big deal. It was devastating in a way that I was unable to acknowledge at the time.” His eyes tear up. “Sometimes I wonder if I heard his voice now, would it be the same as it is my memory?

3 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 33,323 notes
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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

4 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 56,704 notes