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Hello. I'm Beth and I'm 24 and I work in a bookshop somewhere in England. I like a lot of things and most of them are fictional.

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(I don't know how it started, but I often receive asks from people who are feeling sad or troubled. I am always happy to answer these, whether on anon or as a private answer. If you are sad, don't be sad all alone. Type to me- it's fine, I'm from the internet!)

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me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
6 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 9,781 notes

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

6 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 263,007 notes

Emergency

asian:

asian:

asian:

I’m at an ice cream shop and there is an extremely cute girl that works there
How do i get to know her
 ???

She caught me staring at me I’m leaving the country

She looked at me for about 3 seconds I think this is getting serious

6 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 10,468 notes

dex5m:

[X]

6 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 1,544 notes
Tagged as: #third star 
Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are.
- Iain S. Thomas (via psych-facts)
8 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 5,139 notes

partydude67:

captain-rogers-a-man-out-of-time:

emilianadarling:

HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THIS PARALLEL AHHHHHHHHHH.

I DON’T THINK ANYBODY DID UNTIL LIKE THE 25TH BILLION TIME OF WATCHING IT

THIS MOVIE IS DEEP

9 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 211,250 notes

Pandas are useless I’m so mad.

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alykat86:

allofspace:

#possibly the best moment in this movie really tho #zero people were expecting that

Including Loki

9 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 150,297 notes

pondarling:

tumblr text posts: doctor who (moffat era)

9 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 17,088 notes

Just because I’m gay…

11 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 66,762 notes

mind-dungeon:

have you ever considered John and Sherlock going to a gay pride parade? John makes Sherlock wear a rainbow sweater. he hates it so he takes it off. so he’s walking shirtless in a gay pride parade in the winter. it’s freezing so his nipples are pointy. like the stubborn butt he is, he won’t put that damn sweater on. John has a boner the entire time.

11 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 114 notes
Tagged as: #OMG 
laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

11 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 98,700 notes

bennyslegs:

"neither of us were the first you know"

EXPLAIN THAT! 

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11 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 202 notes
sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

11 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 421,649 notes