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Hello. I'm Beth and I'm 24 and I work in a bookshop somewhere in England. I like a lot of things and most of them are fictional.

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(I don't know how it started, but I often receive asks from people who are feeling sad or troubled. I am always happy to answer these, whether on anon or as a private answer. If you are sad, don't be sad all alone. Type to me- it's fine, I'm from the internet!)

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(Also, I sometimes like to get existential and talk about how amazing it is to be alive. This has been your warning.)


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4 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 1,491 notes
xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

4 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 145,796 notes
4 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 9,378 notes

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

4 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 223,622 notes

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

4 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 83,159 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

4 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 57,330 notes

crowcrow:

this happy goat is making me feel so happy about everything

4 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 276,480 notes
Tagged as: #goats 

moriartysskull:

cumberbatchweb:

Benedict Cumberbatch, Roger Allam, John Finnemore, Anthony Stewart Head & cast at the recording of the final Cabin Pressure episode - Zurich.

Photos of the cast are all over the net but if you wanted to avoid knowing don’t scroll down too far!

It was a wonderful final episode. Clever, witty, funny and deeply emotionally satisfying. A fitting ending to a fantastic series.

Aaaaaaaaaw…. :(

22 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | J | 6,939 notes

The thing that I keep saying about the movie is that it resides in the place where most romantic comedies elide – most of the time they show two people coming together via montage; I even did it in my movie. I was sort of sending it up, but that’s it: you watch two people fall in love but you don’t actually know what they’re saying or what’s drawing them to each other. It’s sort of a foregone conclusion, and I like that this movie dwells in the realm of ‘Why do two people like each other?’ ” 

 Zoe Kazan on What If

23 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 1,013 notes

fuzzyblackcat01:

Carina Nebula
Rosette Nebula
Heart Nebula
Fairy Pillar Nebula
Orion Nebula
Eagle Nebula
Flame Vista Nebula
Crab Nebula

Unf space.

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 191,025 notes
Tagged as: #space 

trillionzeds:

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

-The Sorting Hat

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 273 notes
I don’t know why people teach kids about ‘pimples’ and ‘hormones’ and ‘armpit hair’, and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.
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Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen

the realest life advice you will ever get 

(via helbigandswift)
1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 14,389 notes

apitnobaka:

apitnobaka:

DO YOU WANNA DEFEAT HYDRAAAAA— 

obviously (this) post started all. orz.

 #it’s funny cos they were both frozen

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 35,211 notes
Tagged as: #stucky #frozen 

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 135,400 notes
Tagged as: #ugly crying 

nerdragefilms:

BBC announced Nick Frost will be in this year’s Doctor Who Christmas Special [x]

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 129 notes
Tagged as: #doctor who