bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
(I don't know how it started, but I often receive asks from people who are feeling sad or troubled. I am always happy to answer these, whether on anon or as a private answer. If you are sad, don't be sad all alone. Type to me- it's fine, I'm from the internet!)
(Also, I sometimes like to get existential and talk about how amazing it is to be alive. This has been your warning.)
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do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
Bless Peter’s big Sunday Times interview has resulted in a ‘clarification’ from an unnamed Doctor Who insider to make us sure that the no romance thing wasn’t a point of conflict between Peter and Steven Moffat.
The joys of being charged with ‘fixing’ stuff after media interviews.
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA
if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question
you didnt just do that
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
This makes me extremely content.
May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.
I was recently interviewing the woman who founded Her Universe and we were talking specifically about women and geekdom. I asked about the rise of girls in geek culture and she very accurately corrected me: There is no “rise” of geek girls. We’ve always been here. Girls are just as nerdy as dudes are. Ladies have always been interested in sci fi and fantasy and video games - we just don’t talk about it a lot because men are assholes.
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.